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Come and Get Your Selena Gomez Caption Contest Results
Here we see Selena Gomez reenacting the cover art for Lady Gaga‘s Born This Way. Everyone’s a Little Monster, apparently. We also see today’s winning captions, from users so clever, fun, and witty,...
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Kim Kardashian Takes The Last Nap She’ll Have For The Foreseeable Future
Staying under the radar since giving birth to North West on June 15th, Kim Kardashian was caught today doing something that most parents can only dream of. She took a nap. Thanks to her sister Khloe...
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When I Say ‘Demi Lovato,’ You Say ‘Caption Contest’
Ugh. Audience participation. No thanks, Demi Lovato. I came here to listen, not to sing. You sing! You’re the singer! It is literally what you get paid to do. I get paid to write things that are, for...
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Lady Gaga Goes Nude for ‘V Magazine,’ Covers Herself With… Herself
Little Monsters have been trying to contain themselves all weekend long. One reason is the above nude snap of Lady Gaga, released on Instagram and Tumblr by fashion photographers Inez van Lambsweerde...
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When Will One Share Today’s Winning Queen Elizabeth Captions? SOON.
When’s the #RoyalBaby coming?! WHEN’S THE #ROYALBABY COMING?! “SOON.” – Queen Elizabeth And she’s not lying, friends! Kate Middleton is in labor right now, so, in fact, “soon” might be an...
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Today’s Captions Are Beautiful Like Diamonds in Rihanna’s Mouth
Grills: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. That is what I have always said. That and, “Don’t forget to wash the broccoli!” in an old lady voice. Those are my catchphrases, the things I say....
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Twerking Our Way to Caption Contest Glory With Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel
Let me tell you about an idea for a television show I just had: America’s Got Twerkin’ Now, is this the most genius idea you’ve ever heard? Or is it THE MOST GENIUS IDEA YOU’VE EVER HEARD?! Ideally,...
View ArticleThe Proceeds From Today’s Caption Contest Will Benefit The Effort to Locate...
ATTENTION ALL MEDIA! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE CELEBUZZ SCOOP???? Through channels that are totally, absolutely, legitimately 100 percent legal, we’ve exclusively obtained detailed information...
View ArticleAnthony Weiner’s Sexting Partner Poses for the Paparazzi in Her Bikini
We’ve reached peak sex scandal. There has been an insane New York Post headline, an awkward and pause-filled news conference, a meme and now bikini photos. Sydney Leathers, the woman who recently...
View ArticleFeel the Burn With Today’s Hugh Jackman Caption Contest
Many years ago, the young brother of a friend of mine had a Wolverine toy that, upon having its arms squeezed or something, would shout, in a comically “masculine” voice, “IT’S WOLVERINE!” And that,...
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